Ageing Anglo Scottish Tory who can't make up his mind whether to giggle, weep or resort to violence whenever he a) picks up any newpaper, b) watches any TV news channnel, c) listens to Radio 4 or d) reads any other blogs. Due to lack of foresight in choice of parents he has to work to earn a living and in so doing must consort with assorted seppos and other unsavoury foreigners
